Thursday, November 29, 2007

Gee Your Beard Smells Terrific!

So I have a beard. I know it's a choice. But, damnit, I want to be able to eat a tuna melt or a burger slathered in BBQ sauce without having to smell it all day. I wash and scrub after every meal, but it still stinks. I just discovered that Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific! Shampoo is still on the market. Now if somebody could get me a few sample travel bottles of this amazing elixir, I'd be tickled pink.

3 comments:

Donnie said...

Fuck! I was at work around 3 today telling people about "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!" and I showed them the goddamn website. Fuck, that's some bullshit harmonic convergence.

That said, my beard doesn't smell all that bad- it's the moustache that gets you and I'm going for the Sam Elliott so imagine how the soup gonna taste 3 hours later.

PS - you need to look at the 11/25 offering at Uncle Gil's Rockin' Archives...http://unclegil.blogspot.com/

[b.] said...

Shit references x 3.

If you want to leave your beard smelling flowery AND spicy, it just may be the 'poo for you...mmm...peony and black pepper....

p.s. Jonathan and I both have begun the book you so graciously passed along. I fear ours was not an even trade, Sir. While you can enjoy You Are Worthless on the loo, it probably doesn't compare to a foreword that explains the difference between the shits and the Johnsons. Two thumbs all the way up the ass of The Man.

Ahhh...too many shits, not enough Johnsons.

Anonymous said...

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