Let's do the math. There's this a 37-year old guy from a suburb of Minneapolis. You following me? He currently lives in California. Ok? He's obsessed with native plants, creating self-sufficient city lots, and sticking it to the man. Here's the clincher. His last name is Haeg. Hang on. Hang on. His first name is Fritz and his vision was highlighted in last week's New York Times. I'm understandably scared shitless.